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I think a knighthood is well overdue.

I don’t read that many American blogs but the ones that I do read I love to bits. My most recent discovery is Kristin, who is an entertaining writer, obsessed with her flag widget and occasionally gives her children sugar donuts for breakfast. What is not to love?

My all time favourite American blogger though is Jenny the bloggess. I lurk over at the bloggess giggling my head off at her writing. I very rarely comment because she receives hundreds of comments and by the time I get there, there is nothing left to say.

This post made me giggle my head off and this post  made me leap out of lurkerdom and request a James Garfield card too.

This arrived in the mail the other day.

Look at the smiley face of James Garfield there, what an impressive boar he must of been.

So once I had stopped skipping around the house giggling like a loon and clutching my James Garfield card to my chest. I decided that James Garfield needed a knighthood.

I dug out a spare sword I had kept, just in case I needed to bestow a knighthood on anyone and I dubbed thee Sir James Garfield, Lord of the Stye.

Just in case you are wondering. I am definitely qualified to bestow this honour on James Garfield because I am good friends with a queen and he said go for it,be my proxy. So Jenny if you are reading this the paperwork is in the mail.

On a whim I decided to go and show my little piggies the recently knighted Sir James Garfield, Lord of the Stye.

From their reaction you would have thought that a rockstar had come to visit. There was much piggy squealing and snorting and in amongst the grunts of delight I gathered that Sir James would have been well pleased with his knighthood had he been around to actually enjoy it.

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  • Veronica December 24, 2009, 9:30 am

    I think a knighthood suits him.

  • Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo December 24, 2009, 10:32 am

    bwaaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa!

    That is the cutest bacon I have ever seen.

    Ommmm nommm nommm

  • Renee December 24, 2009, 11:47 am

    Such pretty hair :o)

  • Brenda December 24, 2009, 1:24 pm

    That little piggy is soooooo cute!!! Look at those mischievous eyes. Tehehe…

  • April December 24, 2009, 4:35 pm

    Thanks Kim I needed the snort laff! Merry Christmas!

  • Sharon December 24, 2009, 4:59 pm

    Is he a Twelfth Knight by any chance? It’s the headdress that does it lol! Love those little piggies too.

    Wishing you as merry a Christmas as you can deal with and a bright and kind 2010 to follow! I have to say 2009 seems to have been a crappy one for almost everyone I know so I think we all deserve a bit of a break 😉

  • river December 24, 2009, 7:14 pm

    Those little piggies would be next christmas hams? They look quite yummy….

  • Martin December 24, 2009, 7:34 pm

    heh. Happy Christmas Kim.

  • Barbara December 25, 2009, 12:35 am

    I’ve been ignoring my reader (321 and counting, I’ve just checked). Thank you for reminding me that there are some bloody good blogs in there that I should be keeping up with, sod the reader!

    I’ve missed you, Veronica, Xbox and Marylin. I shall have a catch up with everyone today.

    Thank you for making me laugh as well. That hasn’t been happening much lately (probably because I haven’t been reading blogs).


  • Ree December 25, 2009, 12:51 am

    Hi Little Piggy, Piggy, Piggy!!!

    Merry Christmas Kim..XXOO

  • Kristin December 25, 2009, 8:42 am

    Well shit. Now I’m hooked on the Bloggess! Thanks for the shout out. Cute piggies!

    My kids are watching the Santa Tracker right now and are jealous Santa has already come and gone Down Under!

  • Jenny, Bloggess December 26, 2009, 2:56 am

    Freaking. Awesome.

    You rock, my friend.

  • Mrs. C December 28, 2009, 1:37 am

    I hope you had a good Christmas! 🙂

  • Miss Ash January 1, 2010, 10:13 am

    Jenny is HILARIOUS!!!